yap... kapan lagi bisa ngomong ama org US ato Canada atau bahkan Thailand, China so enak aja deh... di bantu ama mereka...
gw bisa kek gini bukan ikutan chat di yahoo! yg gila itu... knapa gila? klo masuk ruang chat pasti ngmginnya sex doank swt... ampe puyenk pala gw... nah untungnya main game ini lumayan enak...
latar belakangnya di jaman dinasti kaisar etc itu... tepatnya di China... jadi kita bisa pilih lokasi kita tinggal dan clan ato kelompok kita... ad bandit ad saberman ad beggar ad thieves shaolin dll... seru deh...
yah lumayan aja sih... lebih asik dri pada game RF cuma buat grafik masi kalah
for me :
Gameplay : 8/10
Graphic : 7,5/10
main diserver Nirvana aja gk ngelag kok... masi sepi... bru buka keknya saya sih baru coba main... it's fun... en bisa dibuka dari setiap negara... so try this game
Monday, January 7, 2008
Sunday, December 23, 2007
KKN di lembaga pendidikan
Yup... kita sudah sering sekali dengar KKN (Korupsi, Kolusi dan Nepotisme) di lembaga pemerintahan ataupun lembaga hukum, DPR/MPR dan sebagainya... Wah sudah besar2 sekali, padahal sebenarnya ada satu hal yang belum kita lihat yang saya lebih suka menyebutnya dengan kasus KKN yang terselubung. Kenapa terselubung? KKN di lembaga pendidikan(khususnya swasta) memang sudah ada dari dulu namun lebih dianggap sebagai hal yang wajar dimana yang pintar bisa dapat harga SPP lebih murah, dan yang bodoh dapat lebih mahal, NAMUN, bagaimana seorang yang bodoh(tidak terlalu pintar) bisa diterima di sekolah unggulan hanya karena dia lebih mapan, bahkan anak yang pintar, bisa jadi tidak di terima karena kurang mampu.(dalam segi ekonomis). Oleh karena itu lah, bagaimana sebuah lembaga pendidikan yang seharusnya menyediakan layanan pendidikan kepada yang membutuhkan dengan fair, malah didalamnya bisa ada uang pelicin, sogokan, yang lagi-lagi diselubungi, misalnya saja, di salah satu sekolah swasta, yang pintar mendapat harga murah, tapi yang kurang pintar di beri harga yang mahal (mencapai dua puluhan juta). Dengan begitu, mereka yang kurang pintar bisa saja masuk ke sekolah unggulan dengan berbagai jenis pesawat sederhana (mis : katrol, dongkrak) sehingga dia bisa lulus dengan nilai pas-pasan yang juga merupakan hasil dongkrakan dengan ijazah sekolah yang TERNAMA. Jika sudah begini maka, dapat dikatakan orang tersebut dapat dikatakan membeli ijazah, lagi2 secara terselubung. Saya melihat bahwa sistem-sistem seperti ini kurang layak untuk dunia pendidikan yang begitu penting, membentuk mental sogok yang sangat memalukan. Akan menjadi lebih baik jika anak itu mendapat ijazah sekolah non-unggulan namun tanpa menyogok.
Hal ini yang menyebabkan, saya berani berkomentar tentang banyaknya penyelubungan kasus-kasus tidak mulia oleh lembaga pendidikan yang dianggap penting. Bahkan, pemberian parcel, ataupun sekedar uang "THR" untuk guru juga merupakan hal yang tidak layak. Akan ada atmosfer yang tidak sehat jika hal ini di biarkan dalam dunia pendidikan kita
Hal ini yang menyebabkan, saya berani berkomentar tentang banyaknya penyelubungan kasus-kasus tidak mulia oleh lembaga pendidikan yang dianggap penting. Bahkan, pemberian parcel, ataupun sekedar uang "THR" untuk guru juga merupakan hal yang tidak layak. Akan ada atmosfer yang tidak sehat jika hal ini di biarkan dalam dunia pendidikan kita
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Wow..... Ulum pertama di sekolah baru nehhh^^^
wah gimana yah... rasanya tegang ga keruan.... di skul baru ini emang rada susah ngikutinnnya... ulum hari pertama memang susah banget...matematika ama geografi, yang memang gw rasa paling susah di sekolah ini, yah... hasilnya gak bisa maksimal lah... en gw bisa 18 dari 30 nomor, 12 nomornya lagi dijawab tanpa liat soal... begitu juga geografinya... tapi kemaren gw dapet pencerahan, sosiologi gw bisa semua, mungkin karena gw belajar rada lama kemarennnya.... memang gw selalu punya kebiasaan, belajar kapanpun cuma 15 menit dan sisanya dipake untuk main dan tidur...
nah berikut ini gw kasi tips buat yang lagi ulum :
1. Jangan sikat semua pelajaran yg di uji besok pada malam sebelumnya, usahakan lu udah pernah baca2
2. Seandainya tak ada waktu, maka cobalah untuk belajar di siang hari, lalu istirahat disore hari, baru diulang pada malem hari
3. Selalu bawa alat tulis yang diperlukan, SELENGKAP-LENGKAPnya
4. Tidur yang cukup
5. Jangan menumpuk pressure atau depresi terlalu lama, usahakan masih main di ulum, sekedar 1 atau 2 jam untuk menghilangkan stress
6. Jangan terlambat masuk kelas
7. Kuasai medan pertempuran kamu, dalam arti kamu harus masuk kelas mana, duduk dimana
8. Saat mengerjakan, usahakan SEMUA di ISI walaupun ada yang ga bisa... krn ga ad peraturan salah -1, bener 2 dsb itu
9. Usahakan take your time jangan terlalu terburu-buru, kecerobohan 1 pun bisa membuat malapetaka
10. Ini adalah pertandingan terakhir, usahain jangan ngasal, selama lu bisa lu kerjain sepenuh hati, selengkap-lengkapnya, klo gk bisa ya di skip dulu, tapi setelah selese, dipikirkan lagi selogis-logisnya
11. Periksa ulang NAMA, NO, Kelas, NO peserta, usahakan data diri kamu SELENGKAP-LENGKAPnya... karena walo lu dpt 100, klo salah nulis nama doank.....wah bener-bener nyesel nantinya
so...
Good Luck^^
nah berikut ini gw kasi tips buat yang lagi ulum :
1. Jangan sikat semua pelajaran yg di uji besok pada malam sebelumnya, usahakan lu udah pernah baca2
2. Seandainya tak ada waktu, maka cobalah untuk belajar di siang hari, lalu istirahat disore hari, baru diulang pada malem hari
3. Selalu bawa alat tulis yang diperlukan, SELENGKAP-LENGKAPnya
4. Tidur yang cukup
5. Jangan menumpuk pressure atau depresi terlalu lama, usahakan masih main di ulum, sekedar 1 atau 2 jam untuk menghilangkan stress
6. Jangan terlambat masuk kelas
7. Kuasai medan pertempuran kamu, dalam arti kamu harus masuk kelas mana, duduk dimana
8. Saat mengerjakan, usahakan SEMUA di ISI walaupun ada yang ga bisa... krn ga ad peraturan salah -1, bener 2 dsb itu
9. Usahakan take your time jangan terlalu terburu-buru, kecerobohan 1 pun bisa membuat malapetaka
10. Ini adalah pertandingan terakhir, usahain jangan ngasal, selama lu bisa lu kerjain sepenuh hati, selengkap-lengkapnya, klo gk bisa ya di skip dulu, tapi setelah selese, dipikirkan lagi selogis-logisnya
11. Periksa ulang NAMA, NO, Kelas, NO peserta, usahakan data diri kamu SELENGKAP-LENGKAPnya... karena walo lu dpt 100, klo salah nulis nama doank.....wah bener-bener nyesel nantinya
so...
Good Luck^^
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Rayuan MAUT (The 2nd Season)
Credits to Notia IF lagi
Cowo: Eh eh.. gw ada tebakan neh
Cewe: *excited* .. ok ok.. apa tebakannya
Cowo: Panda apa yang paling imut manis dan lucu?
Cewe: Semua panda mah imut kali..
Cowo: Engga.. ada satu yg paling ga ngebosenin..
Cewe: Nyerah deh..
Cowo: Panda-ngin kamu sepanjang hari..
Cewe: Ah.. abang ah.. (malumalubego)
Cowo: (cangengesan kaya kuda nyengir)
__________________________________________________ __________
Cowo : Dewi kok kamu msh marah sih ama aku ? katanya kamu selalu
memberikan seribu maaf untukku ?
Cewe : Sapa suruh mau percaya ? kamu bodoh yah...
Cowo : Emang aku ini bodoh...tapi aku bukan org bodoh yang menyukai
dirimu..
Cewe : ...........
__________________________________________________ __________
Co: knapa malem ini gelap banget ya
Ce: mendung kali bang
Co: kyknya nggak dech
Ce: trus napa bang
Co: soalnya bulannya sedang menerangi & menemaniku disini
__________________________________________________ ____________
co: kemarin aku liat ada 1000 bintang di langit (ngomong sama cwe)
ce: ah yang bener??
co: iya bener, tapi sekarang tinggal 998 bintang...
ce: lho...kow bisa ilang dua?
co: iya 2 bintang yang ilang itu ternyata ada di dalam mata kamu (sambil liat matanya dalam2)
_________________________________________________________________
Ce: Hai,Abang Q..
Co: Iya ManisKu...
Ce: Aq Mau Mobil...
Co: Mobil apa??
Ce: Mobil-ang Klo Aq Cayang kmu deh...Muachhh...
_________________________________________________________________
co: bapak kamu nahkoda ya?
ce: enggak kow....
co: tapi koq aku ingin sekali berlabuh di pelabuhan hatimu....
co : say, 1 + 1 berapa ??
ce : 2 say
co : salah mustinya itu 1
ce : koq isa
co : karena nanti cinta ku dan cintamu akan melebur menjadi 1
ce : ah say bisa aje de :P
Cowo: Eh eh.. gw ada tebakan neh
Cewe: *excited* .. ok ok.. apa tebakannya
Cowo: Panda apa yang paling imut manis dan lucu?
Cewe: Semua panda mah imut kali..
Cowo: Engga.. ada satu yg paling ga ngebosenin..
Cewe: Nyerah deh..
Cowo: Panda-ngin kamu sepanjang hari..
Cewe: Ah.. abang ah.. (malumalubego)
Cowo: (cangengesan kaya kuda nyengir)
__________________________________________________ __________
Cowo : Dewi kok kamu msh marah sih ama aku ? katanya kamu selalu
memberikan seribu maaf untukku ?
Cewe : Sapa suruh mau percaya ? kamu bodoh yah...
Cowo : Emang aku ini bodoh...tapi aku bukan org bodoh yang menyukai
dirimu..
Cewe : ...........
__________________________________________________ __________
Co: knapa malem ini gelap banget ya
Ce: mendung kali bang
Co: kyknya nggak dech
Ce: trus napa bang
Co: soalnya bulannya sedang menerangi & menemaniku disini
__________________________________________________ ____________
co: kemarin aku liat ada 1000 bintang di langit (ngomong sama cwe)
ce: ah yang bener??
co: iya bener, tapi sekarang tinggal 998 bintang...
ce: lho...kow bisa ilang dua?
co: iya 2 bintang yang ilang itu ternyata ada di dalam mata kamu (sambil liat matanya dalam2)
_________________________________________________________________
Ce: Hai,Abang Q..
Co: Iya ManisKu...
Ce: Aq Mau Mobil...
Co: Mobil apa??
Ce: Mobil-ang Klo Aq Cayang kmu deh...Muachhh...
_________________________________________________________________
co: bapak kamu nahkoda ya?
ce: enggak kow....
co: tapi koq aku ingin sekali berlabuh di pelabuhan hatimu....
co : say, 1 + 1 berapa ??
ce : 2 say
co : salah mustinya itu 1
ce : koq isa
co : karena nanti cinta ku dan cintamu akan melebur menjadi 1
ce : ah say bisa aje de :P
Rayuan MAUTT
Credits to Notia @IF
Cowok : Mbak jangan pegangan sama besi kereta..
Cewek : Emang kenapa..?
Cowok : Kayaknya besinya kotor tuh.. pegangan sama aku aja...
Cowok: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursiitu, pindah dideket saya aja
Cewek: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowok: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..
Cowok : Mbak, orang tuanya pengrajin bantal ya..?
Cewek : Hah..!!!? bukan..Emang kenapa..?
Cowok : kok kalo deket sama mbak rasanya nyaman yach..
Cowok : Mbak jangan ngomong ya..
Cewek : Lho.. emang kenapa..?
Cowok : Karena biasanya aku malemnya enggak bisa tidur.. kalo abis denger suara dari bibir yang indah...
Cowok : Mbak bajunya enggak pernah disetrika ya..?
Cewek : Enak aja... emang kenapa..?
Cowok : biasanya kalo cewek udah cantik enggak perlu lagi nyetrika
baju..
Cowok: "kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewek: "Kenapa?"
Cowok: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."
Cowok: "Kamu sekali-sekali nyuci piring dooonk"
Cewek: "Hah? emang kenapa ?"
Cowok: "Ini tangan kamu terlalu lembut..."
Cowok: "Kamu pasti enggak pernah maen bola ya.."
Cewek: "Iya laaah.. emang kenapa...?"
Cowok: "Soalnya kaki kamu bagus banget...."
Cowok: "Mbak punya uang koin ? Boleh minta ?"
Cewek: "Buat apa ?"
Cowok: "Aku udah janji sama ibu kalau aku akan menelepon dia bila aku
jatuh cinta"
Cowok : Mbak jangan pegangan sama besi kereta..
Cewek : Emang kenapa..?
Cowok : Kayaknya besinya kotor tuh.. pegangan sama aku aja...
Cowok: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursiitu, pindah dideket saya aja
Cewek: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowok: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..
Cowok : Mbak, orang tuanya pengrajin bantal ya..?
Cewek : Hah..!!!? bukan..Emang kenapa..?
Cowok : kok kalo deket sama mbak rasanya nyaman yach..
Cowok : Mbak jangan ngomong ya..
Cewek : Lho.. emang kenapa..?
Cowok : Karena biasanya aku malemnya enggak bisa tidur.. kalo abis denger suara dari bibir yang indah...
Cowok : Mbak bajunya enggak pernah disetrika ya..?
Cewek : Enak aja... emang kenapa..?
Cowok : biasanya kalo cewek udah cantik enggak perlu lagi nyetrika
baju..
Cowok: "kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewek: "Kenapa?"
Cowok: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."
Cowok: "Kamu sekali-sekali nyuci piring dooonk"
Cewek: "Hah? emang kenapa ?"
Cowok: "Ini tangan kamu terlalu lembut..."
Cowok: "Kamu pasti enggak pernah maen bola ya.."
Cewek: "Iya laaah.. emang kenapa...?"
Cowok: "Soalnya kaki kamu bagus banget...."
Cowok: "Mbak punya uang koin ? Boleh minta ?"
Cewek: "Buat apa ?"
Cowok: "Aku udah janji sama ibu kalau aku akan menelepon dia bila aku
jatuh cinta"
Daftar Penyakit Cinta Berbahaya
1. HIV = Hasrat Ingin Vegang²
2. AIDS = Akibat Impian Dipendam Setahun
3. PMS = Pedihnya Menanti Sentuhanmu
4. SARS = Sakit Akibat Rasa Suka
5. TBC = Tekanan Bathin Cinta
6. SAKAW = SAkit KArena engkaW
7. KOLERA = KOk LoE ngga ngeRAsa sih ?
8. FLU = Feeling Lonely, Uuuhh ....
9. DIARE = Dia Remas² ituku
10. PES = Paling Enak Sentuhannya
Credits again to Legionsa IF
2. AIDS = Akibat Impian Dipendam Setahun
3. PMS = Pedihnya Menanti Sentuhanmu
4. SARS = Sakit Akibat Rasa Suka
5. TBC = Tekanan Bathin Cinta
6. SAKAW = SAkit KArena engkaW
7. KOLERA = KOk LoE ngga ngeRAsa sih ?
8. FLU = Feeling Lonely, Uuuhh ....
9. DIARE = Dia Remas² ituku
10. PES = Paling Enak Sentuhannya
Credits again to Legionsa IF
Tipe-tipe cowok...
Credits : Legionsa IF
Berikut daftar type lelaki dilihat dari cara dia kencing:
- Lelaki biasa: Masuk ke toilet, ternyata penuh, keluar lagi dan kencing di balik pohon.
- Lelaki gaul: Selalu ikut teman²nya ke toilet walaupun ia tidak ingin buang air kecil.
- Lelaki pemalu: Jika merasa dilihat atau dilirik orang lain, air kencingnya tidak keluar, tapi pura-pura menyiram, keluar, lalu kembali lagi kemudian.
- Lelaki suka melamun: Membuka rompi, mengeluarkan dasinya, lalu kencing di celana.
- Lelaki efisien: Meskipun sudah waktunya kencing, tapi ditahan dulu sampai kebelet buang air besar, baru kemudian melakukan keduanya dalam satu waktu.
- Lelaki pemabuk: Jempol kiri dipegang dengan tangan kanan, lalu kencing di celana.
- Lelaki palsu: Kencing di toilet cewek!
- Lelaki pelit: Kalau beol di WC umum ngakunya kencing (biar bayar murah)
- Lelaki malu-malu-in: Kencing di celana.
- Lelaki edan: Makai celana yang abis dikencingin.
- Lelaki sarap: Pakai celana yang habis dikencingin tapi dicium dulu barangkali baunya sudah jadi bau duren..
- Lelaki kreatif: Kalau kencing kakinya diangkat satu…
- Lelaki irit: Kagak pernah kencing seumur umur.
- Lelaki nekad: Suka ngencingi bini tetangga.
- Lelaki funky: Kencing di tempat umum.
- Lelaki sial : maunya kencing air yang keluar batu
- Lelaki Enjoying: Kencing sambil merem-melek
- Lelaki Hemat waktu : Cuma Buka resleting, dikeluarin terus langsung kencing
- Lelaki moody: biasa pake’ pampers … hehehe …
- Lelaki kurang ajar: lagi kencing ..eh kentut..pura-pura cuek lagi!
- Lelaki buta huruf: Di toilet sudah ada tulisan rusak masih dikencingin juga
- Lelaki turunan kucing: gak bisa liat barang baru, diendus-endus trus dikencingin
- Lelaki sabar: Nungguin air cebok gak keluar-keluar, manteeng aja di urinoir
- Lelaki hiphop: Kencing sambil kejang-kejang breakdance.
- Lelaki pembenci: Sesudah kencing trus ngeludahin kencingnya
- Lelaki ramah: Ngajak ngobrol sambil kencing, sampe temennya gak bisa kencing
- Lelaki percaya diri: Sudah kencing, anunya dibawa jalan-jalan ke wastafel mo cebok
- Lelaki pelupa: Sudah kencing, keluar wc, buru-buru balik lagi, karena masih pingin kencing beberapa tetes lagi
- Lelaki dermawan: kencing gak keluar tapi tetep bayar uang
Berikut daftar type lelaki dilihat dari cara dia kencing:
- Lelaki biasa: Masuk ke toilet, ternyata penuh, keluar lagi dan kencing di balik pohon.
- Lelaki gaul: Selalu ikut teman²nya ke toilet walaupun ia tidak ingin buang air kecil.
- Lelaki pemalu: Jika merasa dilihat atau dilirik orang lain, air kencingnya tidak keluar, tapi pura-pura menyiram, keluar, lalu kembali lagi kemudian.
- Lelaki suka melamun: Membuka rompi, mengeluarkan dasinya, lalu kencing di celana.
- Lelaki efisien: Meskipun sudah waktunya kencing, tapi ditahan dulu sampai kebelet buang air besar, baru kemudian melakukan keduanya dalam satu waktu.
- Lelaki pemabuk: Jempol kiri dipegang dengan tangan kanan, lalu kencing di celana.
- Lelaki palsu: Kencing di toilet cewek!
- Lelaki pelit: Kalau beol di WC umum ngakunya kencing (biar bayar murah)
- Lelaki malu-malu-in: Kencing di celana.
- Lelaki edan: Makai celana yang abis dikencingin.
- Lelaki sarap: Pakai celana yang habis dikencingin tapi dicium dulu barangkali baunya sudah jadi bau duren..
- Lelaki kreatif: Kalau kencing kakinya diangkat satu…
- Lelaki irit: Kagak pernah kencing seumur umur.
- Lelaki nekad: Suka ngencingi bini tetangga.
- Lelaki funky: Kencing di tempat umum.
- Lelaki sial : maunya kencing air yang keluar batu
- Lelaki Enjoying: Kencing sambil merem-melek
- Lelaki Hemat waktu : Cuma Buka resleting, dikeluarin terus langsung kencing
- Lelaki moody: biasa pake’ pampers … hehehe …
- Lelaki kurang ajar: lagi kencing ..eh kentut..pura-pura cuek lagi!
- Lelaki buta huruf: Di toilet sudah ada tulisan rusak masih dikencingin juga
- Lelaki turunan kucing: gak bisa liat barang baru, diendus-endus trus dikencingin
- Lelaki sabar: Nungguin air cebok gak keluar-keluar, manteeng aja di urinoir
- Lelaki hiphop: Kencing sambil kejang-kejang breakdance.
- Lelaki pembenci: Sesudah kencing trus ngeludahin kencingnya
- Lelaki ramah: Ngajak ngobrol sambil kencing, sampe temennya gak bisa kencing
- Lelaki percaya diri: Sudah kencing, anunya dibawa jalan-jalan ke wastafel mo cebok
- Lelaki pelupa: Sudah kencing, keluar wc, buru-buru balik lagi, karena masih pingin kencing beberapa tetes lagi
- Lelaki dermawan: kencing gak keluar tapi tetep bayar uang
Cabin Announcement Indonesia Airlines tahoen 45
Ledis en jentelmen, bekudis tempel semen, sesuai
peraturan penerbangan,
jadi eike mawar kasi liat cara pake itu sabuk yang ada
di pinggang yey,
baju buat mengapung-apung, dan masker oksigen dikala
napas sesek.
biar yey nantinya bisa selamet, coba sini diliat dulu
cara pasang itu
sabuk
yang melilit di pinggang yey, cara ngunci biar gak
gampang lepas,
ngencengin, dan ngelepasinnya.
baju ngapung ada di bawah kursi yang yey dudukin,
jangan dipake kecuali
nanti mas kapiten ngajak berenang bareng. eit jangan
lupa, itu barang
jangan yey pindah-pindahin yaa, apalagi dibawa pulang
buat pajangan
salon.
yang ketauan sama eike, bakalan ditabok kanan kiri
atas bawah depan
belakang deh ih...
cara make'nya, itu baju dikalungin di leher yey, ati
ati kekencengan
tar
gak bisa napas. makanya kudu ati-ati deh yah.
biar bisa ngapung, yey tarik itu pencetan warna merah
delima, atau yey
tiup
itu pipa nya. kalo nanti keluar lewat jendela darurat,
itu baju apung
dikembangin pas di luar aja deh, nanti mampet di
jendela karena gak
muat.
aihh.. ampe kritiing tangan eike narikin pencetannya
keras amirr..
gimana
sih nih..
eh, asal yey semua pada tau ya, ini pesawat ada dua
pintu darurat di
depan,
ada dua di belakang, dan ada dua lagi jendela darurat
di tengah-tengah.
jadi keluarnya jangan rebutan ya.
kalo nanti tiba-tiba napas sesek dan bukan karena
sabuk yang di
pinggang
kekencengan bukan pula karena salah masang pelampung,
masker oksigen
bakalan nongol dari atas kepala yey, tarik aje dah
trus napas kayak
biasa.
kalo ada anak kecil, yey yey yang ude tuwir mesti
nolongin anaknya dulu
baru yey pake sendiri.
kartu gambar biar selamet ada di kantong kursi di
depan yey duduk,
silakan
dibaca dan dihayati dengan seksama yaaah..
endang sukamti cintya lamusu, terimakasi God blesss
yuuu... mariii.
Credits : Legionsa IF
peraturan penerbangan,
jadi eike mawar kasi liat cara pake itu sabuk yang ada
di pinggang yey,
baju buat mengapung-apung, dan masker oksigen dikala
napas sesek.
biar yey nantinya bisa selamet, coba sini diliat dulu
cara pasang itu
sabuk
yang melilit di pinggang yey, cara ngunci biar gak
gampang lepas,
ngencengin, dan ngelepasinnya.
baju ngapung ada di bawah kursi yang yey dudukin,
jangan dipake kecuali
nanti mas kapiten ngajak berenang bareng. eit jangan
lupa, itu barang
jangan yey pindah-pindahin yaa, apalagi dibawa pulang
buat pajangan
salon.
yang ketauan sama eike, bakalan ditabok kanan kiri
atas bawah depan
belakang deh ih...
cara make'nya, itu baju dikalungin di leher yey, ati
ati kekencengan
tar
gak bisa napas. makanya kudu ati-ati deh yah.
biar bisa ngapung, yey tarik itu pencetan warna merah
delima, atau yey
tiup
itu pipa nya. kalo nanti keluar lewat jendela darurat,
itu baju apung
dikembangin pas di luar aja deh, nanti mampet di
jendela karena gak
muat.
aihh.. ampe kritiing tangan eike narikin pencetannya
keras amirr..
gimana
sih nih..
eh, asal yey semua pada tau ya, ini pesawat ada dua
pintu darurat di
depan,
ada dua di belakang, dan ada dua lagi jendela darurat
di tengah-tengah.
jadi keluarnya jangan rebutan ya.
kalo nanti tiba-tiba napas sesek dan bukan karena
sabuk yang di
pinggang
kekencengan bukan pula karena salah masang pelampung,
masker oksigen
bakalan nongol dari atas kepala yey, tarik aje dah
trus napas kayak
biasa.
kalo ada anak kecil, yey yey yang ude tuwir mesti
nolongin anaknya dulu
baru yey pake sendiri.
kartu gambar biar selamet ada di kantong kursi di
depan yey duduk,
silakan
dibaca dan dihayati dengan seksama yaaah..
endang sukamti cintya lamusu, terimakasi God blesss
yuuu... mariii.
Credits : Legionsa IF
Romance Mathematics
Special Thanks to notia@IF...jokesnya lumayan lucu
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A Man will pay $ 20 for a $ 10 item he needs
A Woman will pay $ 10 for a $ 20 item that she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single man do, but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man say after that is the beginning of a new argument
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You're next''. They stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A Man will pay $ 20 for a $ 10 item he needs
A Woman will pay $ 10 for a $ 20 item that she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single man do, but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man say after that is the beginning of a new argument
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You're next''. They stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Seberapa Pintar Anda??
Firstable, Credits to j4ckkkz dari IF...
Seberapa Pinterkah Anda???
Dibawah ini ada empat ( 4 ) pertanyaan dan satu pertanyaan bonus. Jawablah semua tanpa banyak pikir. Cuma boleh berpikir sedetik, jawab segera. OK?
Ayo cari tahu, seberapa pintar anda... .
Siap? GO!!! (gulung layar)
Pertanyaan pertama:
Anda ikut berlomba. Anda menyalip orang di posisi nomor dua. Sekarang posisi anda nomor berapa?
Jawaban: Jika anda menjawab Nomor Satu, anda SALAH BESAR! Jika anda menyalip orang nomor dua, sekarang andalah yang ada di posisi nomor dua!
Jangan ngaco lagi, ya?.
Sekarang jawab pertanyaan kedua,
tapi jangan berpikir lebih banyak daripada ketika menjawab pertanyaan pertama tadi, OK ?
Pertanyaan Kedua:
Jika anda menyalip orang di posisi terakhir, sekarang anda di posisi??
(gulung layar)
Jawaban: Jika anda menjawab anda orang kedua dari terakhir, anda SALAH LAGI? Coba, bagaimana caranya menyalip orang TERAKHIR, kalau anda bukan yg terakhir?
Anda sebetulnya tidak terlalu pintar, ? kan ?
Pertanyaan ketiga:
Hitung-hitungan yang pelik! Catatan: kerjakan di pikiran anda saja.
JANGAN gunakan kertas atau pensil atau kalkulator. Cobalah.
Ambil 1000 dan tambahkan 40 padanya. Sekarang tambahkan 1000 lagi. Sekarang tambahkan 30 . !
Tambahkan 1000 lagi . Sekarang tambahkan 20. Sekarang tambahkan 1000
Sekarang tambahkan 10. Berapa totalnya?
gulung layar.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Apakah hasilnya 5000 ?
Jawaban yang benar adalah 4100.
Kalau tidak percaya, cek dengan kalkulator!
Hari apes, ? kan ?
Mungkin di pertanyaan terakhir anda bisa benar...
....Mungkin.
Pertanyaan keempat:
Ayah Mary punya lima andak: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. Siapa nama anak kelima?
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Apa anda menjawab Nunu?
BUKAN! Tentu saja bukan.
Anak kelima namanya Mary. Baca lagi pertanyaannya!
Okay, sekarang ronde bonus:
SEORANG bisu pergi ke toko dan ingin membeli sikat gigi. Dengan menirukan orang menggosok gigi, ia berhasil menyampaikan keinginannya pada penjaga toko dan ia berhasil membeli sikat gigi...
Berikutnya, seorang buta masuk ke toko itu dan ingin membeli kacamata hitam, bagaimana DIA menunjukkan keinginannya?
Langsung aja ngomong, dia kan gak bisu...
Seberapa Pinterkah Anda???
Dibawah ini ada empat ( 4 ) pertanyaan dan satu pertanyaan bonus. Jawablah semua tanpa banyak pikir. Cuma boleh berpikir sedetik, jawab segera. OK?
Ayo cari tahu, seberapa pintar anda... .
Siap? GO!!! (gulung layar)
Pertanyaan pertama:
Anda ikut berlomba. Anda menyalip orang di posisi nomor dua. Sekarang posisi anda nomor berapa?
Jawaban: Jika anda menjawab Nomor Satu, anda SALAH BESAR! Jika anda menyalip orang nomor dua, sekarang andalah yang ada di posisi nomor dua!
Jangan ngaco lagi, ya?.
Sekarang jawab pertanyaan kedua,
tapi jangan berpikir lebih banyak daripada ketika menjawab pertanyaan pertama tadi, OK ?
Pertanyaan Kedua:
Jika anda menyalip orang di posisi terakhir, sekarang anda di posisi??
(gulung layar)
Jawaban: Jika anda menjawab anda orang kedua dari terakhir, anda SALAH LAGI? Coba, bagaimana caranya menyalip orang TERAKHIR, kalau anda bukan yg terakhir?
Anda sebetulnya tidak terlalu pintar, ? kan ?
Pertanyaan ketiga:
Hitung-hitungan yang pelik! Catatan: kerjakan di pikiran anda saja.
JANGAN gunakan kertas atau pensil atau kalkulator. Cobalah.
Ambil 1000 dan tambahkan 40 padanya. Sekarang tambahkan 1000 lagi. Sekarang tambahkan 30 . !
Tambahkan 1000 lagi . Sekarang tambahkan 20. Sekarang tambahkan 1000
Sekarang tambahkan 10. Berapa totalnya?
gulung layar.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Apakah hasilnya 5000 ?
Jawaban yang benar adalah 4100.
Kalau tidak percaya, cek dengan kalkulator!
Hari apes, ? kan ?
Mungkin di pertanyaan terakhir anda bisa benar...
....Mungkin.
Pertanyaan keempat:
Ayah Mary punya lima andak: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. Siapa nama anak kelima?
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Apa anda menjawab Nunu?
BUKAN! Tentu saja bukan.
Anak kelima namanya Mary. Baca lagi pertanyaannya!
Okay, sekarang ronde bonus:
SEORANG bisu pergi ke toko dan ingin membeli sikat gigi. Dengan menirukan orang menggosok gigi, ia berhasil menyampaikan keinginannya pada penjaga toko dan ia berhasil membeli sikat gigi...
Berikutnya, seorang buta masuk ke toko itu dan ingin membeli kacamata hitam, bagaimana DIA menunjukkan keinginannya?
Langsung aja ngomong, dia kan gak bisu...
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Break up letter ala Indonesia lady
An Indonesian Lady, Sri, wants to break up with his foreign boyfriend, Reggie...
See what's she wrote to Robbie
Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something
( hai, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberi tahu sesuatu )
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US
(saya ingin memutuskan hubungan kita)
I have think about this very cook cook
(saya telah memikirkan ini masak masak)
I know I clap one hand only
(saya tahu bahwa saya hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan)
Correctly, I have seen you and she together at town with my eyes and
head myself
(sebenarnya, saya pernah melihat kamu bersama perempuan lain di kota
dengan mata kepala saya sendiri)
You always ask for apology back back
(kamu selalu minta maaf berulang ulang)
I don't trust you again!!
(saya tidak percaya kamu lagi)
You are really crocodile land!!
(kamu benar benar buaya darat)
My Friend speak you play fire
(teman saya bilang kamu bermain api)
Now I know you correct correct play fire
(sekarang saya tahu kamu benar benar bermain api)
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle
(jadi saya putuskan saja hubungan untuk menarik diri dari cinta segitiga
ini)
I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very
high from me
(saya tahu keputusan yg saya ambil ini benar, karena kamu mencintai dia
lebih tinggi dari saya)
So, I break off to go far from here
(jadi saya putuskan untuk pergi dari sini)
I don't want you to play play with my liver
(saya tidak ingin kamu main main dengan hati saya)
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you
(saya menangis sampai tidak ada lagi air mata memikirkan kamu)
I don't want banana to fruit two times
(saya tidak mau terpeleset untuk kedua kalinya)
Safe walk...(selamat jalan..)
Full Love (penuh cinta)
Sri
See what's she wrote to Robbie
Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something
( hai, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberi tahu sesuatu )
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US
(saya ingin memutuskan hubungan kita)
I have think about this very cook cook
(saya telah memikirkan ini masak masak)
I know I clap one hand only
(saya tahu bahwa saya hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan)
Correctly, I have seen you and she together at town with my eyes and
head myself
(sebenarnya, saya pernah melihat kamu bersama perempuan lain di kota
dengan mata kepala saya sendiri)
You always ask for apology back back
(kamu selalu minta maaf berulang ulang)
I don't trust you again!!
(saya tidak percaya kamu lagi)
You are really crocodile land!!
(kamu benar benar buaya darat)
My Friend speak you play fire
(teman saya bilang kamu bermain api)
Now I know you correct correct play fire
(sekarang saya tahu kamu benar benar bermain api)
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle
(jadi saya putuskan saja hubungan untuk menarik diri dari cinta segitiga
ini)
I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very
high from me
(saya tahu keputusan yg saya ambil ini benar, karena kamu mencintai dia
lebih tinggi dari saya)
So, I break off to go far from here
(jadi saya putuskan untuk pergi dari sini)
I don't want you to play play with my liver
(saya tidak ingin kamu main main dengan hati saya)
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you
(saya menangis sampai tidak ada lagi air mata memikirkan kamu)
I don't want banana to fruit two times
(saya tidak mau terpeleset untuk kedua kalinya)
Safe walk...(selamat jalan..)
Full Love (penuh cinta)
Sri
Thursday, July 12, 2007
From Heart
Flower
don't love men like a flower coz it dies in a seasons..
love men like a river coz it flows forever..
click Read More!!
HOPE
I want to share my secrets with you......
and be honest with you.....
to understand and respect you......
accepting you as you are,...
to find shelter and when i'm afraid....
and hold you when i need warmth.....
to be with you through all season.....
walking with you in sunshine and cuddling in the cold...
Love
being love is a wonderful feeling but being loved and appreciated in return can be the most wonderful experience that can happen to your life
"if we want a love message to be heard, it has go to be sent out..
to keep lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil on it"
"love is to be fortified by many friendship, to love and to be love is the greatest happiness of existence"
KindNess
"kindness in words creates confidence..kindness in thinking creates profoundness...kindness in giving creates love"
rakditz, IF
don't love men like a flower coz it dies in a seasons..
love men like a river coz it flows forever..
click Read More!!
HOPE
I want to share my secrets with you......
and be honest with you.....
to understand and respect you......
accepting you as you are,...
to find shelter and when i'm afraid....
and hold you when i need warmth.....
to be with you through all season.....
walking with you in sunshine and cuddling in the cold...
Love
being love is a wonderful feeling but being loved and appreciated in return can be the most wonderful experience that can happen to your life
"if we want a love message to be heard, it has go to be sent out..
to keep lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil on it"
"love is to be fortified by many friendship, to love and to be love is the greatest happiness of existence"
KindNess
"kindness in words creates confidence..kindness in thinking creates profoundness...kindness in giving creates love"
rakditz, IF
Why Guys like Girls
Well, here's a few reasons why guys like girls:
She will always smell good even if its just shampoo
The way her head always find the right spot on our shoulder
How cute she looks when she sleeps
The ease in which she fits into our arms
click read more!!
The way she kisses you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
How cute she is when she eats
The way she takes hours to get dressed, and in the end it makes it all worth while
Because she is always warm even when its minus 30 outside
The way she looks good no matter what she wears
The way she fishes for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
How cute she looks when she argues
The way her hand always finds yours
The way she smiles
The way you feel when you see their name on the call display after you just had a big fight
The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
The way she kisses when you do something nice for her
The way she kisses you when you say "I love you'
Actually, just the way she kisses you.
The way she falls into your arms when she cries
Then the way she apologizes for crying over something that silly
The way she hits you and expects it to hurt
Then the way she apologizes when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it!)
The way she says "I miss you"
The way you miss her
The way she takes extra time in doing something nice without complaining.
The extraordinary things she has done for you that no one had ever done
The way she comforts you, that you fall for her all over again
The way her tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...yet, regardless if you love her, hate her, wish she would die or know that you would die without her...it matters not.
Once in your life, whatever she was to the world, she became everything to you. When you look into her eyes, traveling to the depths of her soul...and you say a million things without trace of a sound...you know that your own life is inevitable, consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very own heart.
We love them for a million reasons, no piece of paper would do them justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling...only felt.
She will always smell good even if its just shampoo
The way her head always find the right spot on our shoulder
How cute she looks when she sleeps
The ease in which she fits into our arms
click read more!!
The way she kisses you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
How cute she is when she eats
The way she takes hours to get dressed, and in the end it makes it all worth while
Because she is always warm even when its minus 30 outside
The way she looks good no matter what she wears
The way she fishes for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
How cute she looks when she argues
The way her hand always finds yours
The way she smiles
The way you feel when you see their name on the call display after you just had a big fight
The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
The way she kisses when you do something nice for her
The way she kisses you when you say "I love you'
Actually, just the way she kisses you.
The way she falls into your arms when she cries
Then the way she apologizes for crying over something that silly
The way she hits you and expects it to hurt
Then the way she apologizes when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it!)
The way she says "I miss you"
The way you miss her
The way she takes extra time in doing something nice without complaining.
The extraordinary things she has done for you that no one had ever done
The way she comforts you, that you fall for her all over again
The way her tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...yet, regardless if you love her, hate her, wish she would die or know that you would die without her...it matters not.
Once in your life, whatever she was to the world, she became everything to you. When you look into her eyes, traveling to the depths of her soul...and you say a million things without trace of a sound...you know that your own life is inevitable, consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very own heart.
We love them for a million reasons, no piece of paper would do them justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling...only felt.
If Tomorrow never comes
Pada suatu tempat, hiduplah seorang anak. Dia hidup dalam keluarga yang bahagia, dengan orang tua dan sanak keluarganya. Tetapi, dia selalu mengangap itu sesuatu yang wajar saja.
Dia terus bermain, mengganggu adik dan kakaknya, membuat masalah bagi Orang lain adalah kesukaannya.
Ketika ia menyadari kesalahannya dan mau minta maaf, dia selalu berkata,
"Tidak apa-apa, besok kan bisa."
click read more to continue the story!!
Ketika agak besar, sekolah sangat menyenangkan baginya. Dia belajar, mendapat teman, dan sangat bahagia. Tetapi, dia anggap itu wajar-wajar aja. Semua begitu saja dijalaninya sehingga dia anggap semua sudah sewajarnya.
Suatu hari, dia berkelahi dengan teman baiknya. Walaupun dia tahu itu salah, tapi tidak pernah mengambil inisiatif untuk minta maaf dan berbaikan dengan teman baiknya. Alasannya, "Tidak apa-apa, besok kan bisa."
Ketika dia agak besar, teman baiknya tadi bukanlah temannya lagi. Walaupun
dia masih sering melihat temannya itu, tapi mereka tidak pernah saling tegur. Tapi itu bukanlah masalah, karena dia masih punya banyak teman baik yang lain. Dia dan teman-temannya melakukan segala sesuatu bersama-sama, main, kerjakan PR, dan jalan-jalan. Ya, mereka semua teman-temannya yang paling baik.
Setelah lulus, kerja membuatnya sibuk. Dia ketemu seorang cewek yang sangat cantik dan baik. Cewek ini kemudian menjadi pacarnya. Dia begitu sibuk dengan kerjanya,karena dia ingin dipromosikan ke posisi paling tinggi dalam waktu yang sesingkat mungkin.
Tentu, dia rindu untuk bertemu teman-temannya. Tapi dia tidak pernah lagi menghubungi mereka, bahkan lewat telepon. Dia selalu berkata, "Ah, aku capek, besok saja aku hubungin mereka." Ini tidak terlalu mengganggu dia karena dia punya teman-teman sekerja selalu mau diajak keluar.
Jadi, waktu pun berlalu, dia lupa sama sekali untuk menelepon teman-temannya.
Setelah dia menikah dan punya anak, dia bekerja lebih keras agar dalam membahagiakan keluarganya. Dia tidak pernah lagi membeli bunga untuk istrinya, atau pun mengingat hari ulang tahun istrinya dan juga hari pernikahan mereka. Itu tidak masalah baginya, karena istrinya selalu mengerti dia, dan tidak pernah menyalahkannya.
Tentu, kadang-kadang dia merasa bersalah dan sangat ingin punya kesempatan tapi dia tidak pernah melakukannya. Alasannya, "Tidak apa-apa, saya pasti besok akan mengatakannya." Dia tidak pernah sempat datang ke pesta ulang tahun anak-anaknya, tapi dia tidak tahu ini akan perpengaruh pada anak-anaknya.
Anak-anak mulai menjauhinya, dan tidak pernah benar-benar menghabiskan
waktu mereka dengan ayahnya.
Suatu hari, kemalangan datang ketika istrinya tewas dalam kecelakaan, istrinya ditabrak lari. Ketika kejadian itu terjadi, dia sedang ada rapat. Dia tidak sadar bahwa itu kecelakaan yang fatal, dia baru datang saat istrinya akan dijemput maut. Sebelum sempat berkata "Aku cinta kamu", istrinya telah meninggal dunia.
Laki-laki itu remuk hatinya dan mencoba menghibur diri melalui anak-anaknya setelah kematian istrinya. Tapi, dia baru sadar bahwa anak-anaknya tidak pernah mau berkomunikasi dengannya.
Segera, anak-anaknya dewasa dan membangun keluarganya masing-masing.
Tidak ada yang peduli dengan orang tua ini, yang di masa lalunya tidak pernah meluangkan waktunya untuk mereka.
Saat mulai renta, Dia pindah ke rumah jompo yang terbaik, yang menyediakan
pelayanan sangat baik. Dia menggunakan uang yang semula disimpannya untuk perayaan ulang tahun pernikahan ke 50, 60, dan 70.
Semula uang itu akan dipakainya untuk pergi ke Hawaii, New Zealand, dan negara-negara lain bersama istrinya, tapi kini dipakainya untuk membayar biaya tinggal di rumah jompo tersebut. Sejak itu sampai dia meninggal, hanya ada orang-orang tua dan suster yang merawatnya.
Dia kini merasa sangat kesepian, perasaan yang tidak pernah dia rasakan sebelumnya. Saat dia mau meninggal, dia memanggil seorang suster dan berkata kepadanya,
"Ah, andai saja aku menyadari ini dari dulu...."
Kemudian perlahan ia menghembuskan napas terakhir, Dia meninggal dunia dengan airmata dipipinya.
Dia terus bermain, mengganggu adik dan kakaknya, membuat masalah bagi Orang lain adalah kesukaannya.
Ketika ia menyadari kesalahannya dan mau minta maaf, dia selalu berkata,
"Tidak apa-apa, besok kan bisa."
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Ketika agak besar, sekolah sangat menyenangkan baginya. Dia belajar, mendapat teman, dan sangat bahagia. Tetapi, dia anggap itu wajar-wajar aja. Semua begitu saja dijalaninya sehingga dia anggap semua sudah sewajarnya.
Suatu hari, dia berkelahi dengan teman baiknya. Walaupun dia tahu itu salah, tapi tidak pernah mengambil inisiatif untuk minta maaf dan berbaikan dengan teman baiknya. Alasannya, "Tidak apa-apa, besok kan bisa."
Ketika dia agak besar, teman baiknya tadi bukanlah temannya lagi. Walaupun
dia masih sering melihat temannya itu, tapi mereka tidak pernah saling tegur. Tapi itu bukanlah masalah, karena dia masih punya banyak teman baik yang lain. Dia dan teman-temannya melakukan segala sesuatu bersama-sama, main, kerjakan PR, dan jalan-jalan. Ya, mereka semua teman-temannya yang paling baik.
Setelah lulus, kerja membuatnya sibuk. Dia ketemu seorang cewek yang sangat cantik dan baik. Cewek ini kemudian menjadi pacarnya. Dia begitu sibuk dengan kerjanya,karena dia ingin dipromosikan ke posisi paling tinggi dalam waktu yang sesingkat mungkin.
Tentu, dia rindu untuk bertemu teman-temannya. Tapi dia tidak pernah lagi menghubungi mereka, bahkan lewat telepon. Dia selalu berkata, "Ah, aku capek, besok saja aku hubungin mereka." Ini tidak terlalu mengganggu dia karena dia punya teman-teman sekerja selalu mau diajak keluar.
Jadi, waktu pun berlalu, dia lupa sama sekali untuk menelepon teman-temannya.
Setelah dia menikah dan punya anak, dia bekerja lebih keras agar dalam membahagiakan keluarganya. Dia tidak pernah lagi membeli bunga untuk istrinya, atau pun mengingat hari ulang tahun istrinya dan juga hari pernikahan mereka. Itu tidak masalah baginya, karena istrinya selalu mengerti dia, dan tidak pernah menyalahkannya.
Tentu, kadang-kadang dia merasa bersalah dan sangat ingin punya kesempatan tapi dia tidak pernah melakukannya. Alasannya, "Tidak apa-apa, saya pasti besok akan mengatakannya." Dia tidak pernah sempat datang ke pesta ulang tahun anak-anaknya, tapi dia tidak tahu ini akan perpengaruh pada anak-anaknya.
Anak-anak mulai menjauhinya, dan tidak pernah benar-benar menghabiskan
waktu mereka dengan ayahnya.
Suatu hari, kemalangan datang ketika istrinya tewas dalam kecelakaan, istrinya ditabrak lari. Ketika kejadian itu terjadi, dia sedang ada rapat. Dia tidak sadar bahwa itu kecelakaan yang fatal, dia baru datang saat istrinya akan dijemput maut. Sebelum sempat berkata "Aku cinta kamu", istrinya telah meninggal dunia.
Laki-laki itu remuk hatinya dan mencoba menghibur diri melalui anak-anaknya setelah kematian istrinya. Tapi, dia baru sadar bahwa anak-anaknya tidak pernah mau berkomunikasi dengannya.
Segera, anak-anaknya dewasa dan membangun keluarganya masing-masing.
Tidak ada yang peduli dengan orang tua ini, yang di masa lalunya tidak pernah meluangkan waktunya untuk mereka.
Saat mulai renta, Dia pindah ke rumah jompo yang terbaik, yang menyediakan
pelayanan sangat baik. Dia menggunakan uang yang semula disimpannya untuk perayaan ulang tahun pernikahan ke 50, 60, dan 70.
Semula uang itu akan dipakainya untuk pergi ke Hawaii, New Zealand, dan negara-negara lain bersama istrinya, tapi kini dipakainya untuk membayar biaya tinggal di rumah jompo tersebut. Sejak itu sampai dia meninggal, hanya ada orang-orang tua dan suster yang merawatnya.
Dia kini merasa sangat kesepian, perasaan yang tidak pernah dia rasakan sebelumnya. Saat dia mau meninggal, dia memanggil seorang suster dan berkata kepadanya,
"Ah, andai saja aku menyadari ini dari dulu...."
Kemudian perlahan ia menghembuskan napas terakhir, Dia meninggal dunia dengan airmata dipipinya.
I cried for my brother six times
I was born in a secluded village of a mountain.
Days by days my parents plowed the yellow dry soil with their backs facing the sky.
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I have a younger brother, 3 years younger than me.
Once, to buy a handkerchief which all girls around me seemed to have, I stole 50 cents from my father's drawer.
Father known about it right away.
He made my younger brother and me kneeled against the wall, with a bamboo stick in his hand.
"Who stole the money?" he asked.
I was stunned, too afraid to talk. Father didn't hear any of us admit, so he said, "Fine, if nobody wants to admit, you two should be beaten!"
He lifted up the bamboo stick.
Suddenly, my younger brother gripped father's hand and said," Dad, I was the one who did it!"
The long stick smacked on my brother's back repeatedly.
Father was so angry that he kept on whipped my brother until he lost his breath.
After that, he sat down on our stone bed and scolded my brother, "You have learnt to steal from your own house now, what other embarrassing things you will do in the future?? You should be beaten to death! You shameless thief!"
That night, mother and I hugged my brother. His body full of injuries, but he didn't shed a single tear.
In the middle of the night, all of sudden I cried out loudly.
My brother covered my mouth with his little hand and said, " Sis, now don't cry anymore. Everything has happened."
I still hate myself for didn't have enough courage to admit what I had done.
Years gone by, but the incident still looked like it just happen! ed yesterday.
I will never forget my brother's ___expression when he protected me.
That year, my brother was 8 years old; I was 11 years old.
When my brother was in his last year of his lower secondary school, he was accepted in an upper secondary school in the central. At the same time, I was accepted into a province's university.
That night, father squatted in the yard, smoking, packet by packet.
I could hear him said, "Both our children have good results? very good results?"
Mother wiped off her tears and sighed," What is the use? How can we possibly finance both of them?"
At that time, my brother walked out, he stood in front of father and said,"Dad, I don't want to continue my study anymore, I have read enough books."
Father swung his hand and slapped brother on his face.
"Why do you have a spirit so d**n weak? Even if it means I have to beg for money on the streets, I will send you two to school until you both finish your study!"
And then, he started to knock on every house in the village to borrow money.
I stuck out my hand as soft as I can to my brother's swollen face, and said, "A boy has to continue his study; If not, he will not be able to leave this depths of poverty."
Me, on the other hand, had decided not to further my study to university.
Who knows on the next day, before dawn, my brother left the house with a few pieces of worn-out clothes and a few dry beans. He sneaked to the side of my bed and left a note on my pillow; "Sis, get into an university is not easy. I will go find a job and send money to you."
I held the note while sitting on my bed, and cried until I lost my voice.
That year, my brother was 17 years old; I was 20 years old. With the money father borrowed from the whole village, and money my brother earned from carrying cement on his back at construction site, finally, I managed to get to the third year of my study in the university.
One day, I was studying in my room, when my roommate came in and told me, "There's a villager wait for you outside!"
Why is there a villager looking for me? I walked out, and saw my brother from afar, His whole body is dirty, covered by dust, cement and sands. I asked him, "Why don't you tell my roommate that you are my brother?"
He replied with a smile," Look at my appearance. What will they think if they know that I am your brother? Don't they laugh at you?"
I felt so touched, and tears filled my eyes. I swept away dusts from my brother's body. And said with a lump in my throat, " I don't care of what people say! You are my brother no matter what your appearance is?"
From his pocket, he took out a butterfly hair clip. He wore it on me, and said, "I saw all the girls in town are wearing it. So, I think you should also have one."
I could not hold back myself anymore. I pulled my brother into my arms and cried and cried.
That year, my brother was 20 years old; I was 23 years old.
The first time I brought my boyfriend home, the broken window had been repaired. And it looked so clean inside the house.
After, my boyfriend went home, I danced like a small girl in front of my mother, "Mom, you don't have to spend so many time cleaning the house!" But she said with a smile," It was your brother who went home early to clean the house. Didn't you see the wound on his hand? He was injured while replacing the window." I went into my brother's small bedroom. Looking at his thin face, I felt like there are hundreds of needle pricked in my heart.
I put some ointment on his wound and bandaged it, "Does it hurt? " I asked him.
"No, it doesn't hurt. You know, when I was working in the construction site, stones falling on my feet all the time. Even that could not stop me from working and?"
In the middle of the sentence, he stopped. I turned my back on him and tears rolling down my face.
That year, my brother was 23 years old; I was 26 years old.
After I got married, I lived in the city. Lots of time my husband invited my parents to come and live with us, but they didn't want.
They said, once they left the village, they didn't know what to do.
My brother also didn't agree, he said, "Sis, you just taking care of your parents-in-law. I will take care of mom and dad here."
My husband became the director of his factory. We wanted my brother to get the job as the manager in the department of maintenance. But my brother rejected the offer. He insisted on starting to work as a reparation worker.
One day, my brother was on the top of a ladder repairing a cable, when he got electrocuted, and was sent to the hospital.
My husband and I visited him. Looked at the white gypsum on his leg, I grumbled, "Why did you reject to be a manager? Manager will not do something dangerous like this. Look at you now, such a serious injury. Why you didn't want to listen to us?"
With a serious ___expression on his face, he defended on his decision, "Think of brother-in-law? he just became the director, and I almost uneducated. If I became the manager, what kind of rumors will fly around?"
My husband's eyes filled up with tears, and then I said, "But you lack in education also because of me!" "Why talking about the past?" My brother held my hand.
That year, he was 26 years old and I was 29 years old.
My brother was 30 years old when he married a farmer girl from the village. In his wedding reception, the master of ceremonies asked him, "Who is the one you respect and love the most?"
Without thinking, he answered," My sister." He continued by telling a story I could not even remember.
"When I was in primary school, the school was in different village. Everyday, my sister and I walked for 2 hours to go school and go home. One day, I lost one of my pair of gloves. My sister gave me one of hers. She only wore one glove and walked for so far. When we got home, her hand was so trembled because of the weather that was so cold that she could not even hold her chopsticks. From that day on, I swore that as long as I live, I would take care of my sister and be good to her."
Applause filled up the room. All guests turned their attentions to me.
Words were so hard to come out from my mouth, "In my whole life, the one I would like to thank the most is my brother," And in this happy occasion, in front of the crowd, tears rolling down my face again.
Love and care for the one you love every single days of your life. You may think what you did is just a small deed, but to that someone, it may mean a lot.
Days by days my parents plowed the yellow dry soil with their backs facing the sky.
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I have a younger brother, 3 years younger than me.
Once, to buy a handkerchief which all girls around me seemed to have, I stole 50 cents from my father's drawer.
Father known about it right away.
He made my younger brother and me kneeled against the wall, with a bamboo stick in his hand.
"Who stole the money?" he asked.
I was stunned, too afraid to talk. Father didn't hear any of us admit, so he said, "Fine, if nobody wants to admit, you two should be beaten!"
He lifted up the bamboo stick.
Suddenly, my younger brother gripped father's hand and said," Dad, I was the one who did it!"
The long stick smacked on my brother's back repeatedly.
Father was so angry that he kept on whipped my brother until he lost his breath.
After that, he sat down on our stone bed and scolded my brother, "You have learnt to steal from your own house now, what other embarrassing things you will do in the future?? You should be beaten to death! You shameless thief!"
That night, mother and I hugged my brother. His body full of injuries, but he didn't shed a single tear.
In the middle of the night, all of sudden I cried out loudly.
My brother covered my mouth with his little hand and said, " Sis, now don't cry anymore. Everything has happened."
I still hate myself for didn't have enough courage to admit what I had done.
Years gone by, but the incident still looked like it just happen! ed yesterday.
I will never forget my brother's ___expression when he protected me.
That year, my brother was 8 years old; I was 11 years old.
When my brother was in his last year of his lower secondary school, he was accepted in an upper secondary school in the central. At the same time, I was accepted into a province's university.
That night, father squatted in the yard, smoking, packet by packet.
I could hear him said, "Both our children have good results? very good results?"
Mother wiped off her tears and sighed," What is the use? How can we possibly finance both of them?"
At that time, my brother walked out, he stood in front of father and said,"Dad, I don't want to continue my study anymore, I have read enough books."
Father swung his hand and slapped brother on his face.
"Why do you have a spirit so d**n weak? Even if it means I have to beg for money on the streets, I will send you two to school until you both finish your study!"
And then, he started to knock on every house in the village to borrow money.
I stuck out my hand as soft as I can to my brother's swollen face, and said, "A boy has to continue his study; If not, he will not be able to leave this depths of poverty."
Me, on the other hand, had decided not to further my study to university.
Who knows on the next day, before dawn, my brother left the house with a few pieces of worn-out clothes and a few dry beans. He sneaked to the side of my bed and left a note on my pillow; "Sis, get into an university is not easy. I will go find a job and send money to you."
I held the note while sitting on my bed, and cried until I lost my voice.
That year, my brother was 17 years old; I was 20 years old. With the money father borrowed from the whole village, and money my brother earned from carrying cement on his back at construction site, finally, I managed to get to the third year of my study in the university.
One day, I was studying in my room, when my roommate came in and told me, "There's a villager wait for you outside!"
Why is there a villager looking for me? I walked out, and saw my brother from afar, His whole body is dirty, covered by dust, cement and sands. I asked him, "Why don't you tell my roommate that you are my brother?"
He replied with a smile," Look at my appearance. What will they think if they know that I am your brother? Don't they laugh at you?"
I felt so touched, and tears filled my eyes. I swept away dusts from my brother's body. And said with a lump in my throat, " I don't care of what people say! You are my brother no matter what your appearance is?"
From his pocket, he took out a butterfly hair clip. He wore it on me, and said, "I saw all the girls in town are wearing it. So, I think you should also have one."
I could not hold back myself anymore. I pulled my brother into my arms and cried and cried.
That year, my brother was 20 years old; I was 23 years old.
The first time I brought my boyfriend home, the broken window had been repaired. And it looked so clean inside the house.
After, my boyfriend went home, I danced like a small girl in front of my mother, "Mom, you don't have to spend so many time cleaning the house!" But she said with a smile," It was your brother who went home early to clean the house. Didn't you see the wound on his hand? He was injured while replacing the window." I went into my brother's small bedroom. Looking at his thin face, I felt like there are hundreds of needle pricked in my heart.
I put some ointment on his wound and bandaged it, "Does it hurt? " I asked him.
"No, it doesn't hurt. You know, when I was working in the construction site, stones falling on my feet all the time. Even that could not stop me from working and?"
In the middle of the sentence, he stopped. I turned my back on him and tears rolling down my face.
That year, my brother was 23 years old; I was 26 years old.
After I got married, I lived in the city. Lots of time my husband invited my parents to come and live with us, but they didn't want.
They said, once they left the village, they didn't know what to do.
My brother also didn't agree, he said, "Sis, you just taking care of your parents-in-law. I will take care of mom and dad here."
My husband became the director of his factory. We wanted my brother to get the job as the manager in the department of maintenance. But my brother rejected the offer. He insisted on starting to work as a reparation worker.
One day, my brother was on the top of a ladder repairing a cable, when he got electrocuted, and was sent to the hospital.
My husband and I visited him. Looked at the white gypsum on his leg, I grumbled, "Why did you reject to be a manager? Manager will not do something dangerous like this. Look at you now, such a serious injury. Why you didn't want to listen to us?"
With a serious ___expression on his face, he defended on his decision, "Think of brother-in-law? he just became the director, and I almost uneducated. If I became the manager, what kind of rumors will fly around?"
My husband's eyes filled up with tears, and then I said, "But you lack in education also because of me!" "Why talking about the past?" My brother held my hand.
That year, he was 26 years old and I was 29 years old.
My brother was 30 years old when he married a farmer girl from the village. In his wedding reception, the master of ceremonies asked him, "Who is the one you respect and love the most?"
Without thinking, he answered," My sister." He continued by telling a story I could not even remember.
"When I was in primary school, the school was in different village. Everyday, my sister and I walked for 2 hours to go school and go home. One day, I lost one of my pair of gloves. My sister gave me one of hers. She only wore one glove and walked for so far. When we got home, her hand was so trembled because of the weather that was so cold that she could not even hold her chopsticks. From that day on, I swore that as long as I live, I would take care of my sister and be good to her."
Applause filled up the room. All guests turned their attentions to me.
Words were so hard to come out from my mouth, "In my whole life, the one I would like to thank the most is my brother," And in this happy occasion, in front of the crowd, tears rolling down my face again.
Love and care for the one you love every single days of your life. You may think what you did is just a small deed, but to that someone, it may mean a lot.
Cara Pria Mengungkapkan rasa
Berbagi adalah cara kita mengurangi beban perasaan.
But please, jangan buru-buru mencapnya tidak bisa berempati bila reaksi si dia tidak sesuai harapan.
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1. SUSAH NGOMONG
Memang susah meminta lelaki bicara. Ia sebenarnya berbicara seperti Anda, namun sayang lawan bicaranya bukan Anda, melainkan dirinya sendiri. Gaya bicara perempuan dan lelaki memang beda. Perempuan bicara di luar kepala, artinya orang lain bisa mendengar. Sementara lelaki berbicara di dalam kepalanya, artinya tidak ada yang tahu ataupun mengerti selain dirinya sendiri. Pantas...
2. STRES = BUNGKAM
Lelaki tak memiliki wilayah otak yang kuat untuk berbicara. Itu sebabnya, ketika sedang merasa tertekan, mereka lebih memilih bungkam dan berhenti bicara. Ia akan menggunakan otak kanannya untuk mencari solusi dan mengunci otak kirinya yang berfungsi mendengar atau berbicara di saat yang bersamaan.
3. MAIN JADI PELARIAN
Lelaki yang merasa tertekan biasanya akan mengundang atau mengajak lelaki lain untuk melakukan sesuatu seperti bermain golf, games, atau mengutak-atik mobil. Sambil menikmati permainan, mereka menguras otak kanannya untuk memecahkan masalah. Kok? Bagi mereka dengan merangsang wilayah kecakapan spesialnya (kemampuan menggambarkan bentuk, koordinat, proporsi dan geografis objek dalam pikiran) akan mempercepat penyelesaian masalah.
4. TAK TAHAN KELUHAN
Sejak kecil, mereka dididik untuk menyembunyikan kelemahannya. Tegar dan memiliki kemampuan mengontrol emosi, itulah bayangan mereka tentang lelaki sejati. Tidak mengherankan apabila pada akhirnya mereka kurang memiliki toleransi terhadap keluhan, apalagi rengekan. Jika pasangannya mengeluh, ia merasa harus membantu. Jika frekuensi keluhan pasangannya sangat tinggi, maka ia akan merasa gagal membahagiakan pasangannya. Akibatnya, dia akan menarik diri dari kehidupan Anda.
5. SULIT MENANGIS
Hati boleh teriris-iris, tapi menangis di depan Anda? No way! Sejak kecil lingkungan sudah melarang mereka untuk menangis. Memori ini membekas di kepala hingga dewasa. Lelaki akan benar-benar menangis hanya ketika mereka membuka segmen emosi yang ada di dalam otak. Sayangnya segmen tersebut jarang dibuka dan mereka lupa kuncinya. Akibatnya, mereka nyaris tak pernah meneteskan air mata di depan publik. Mungkin hanya laki-laki dalam sinetron saja yang royal air mata.
6. PANTANG UNGKAP PERASAAN
Anda mungkin selalu bertanya-tanya, mengapa laki-laki selalu ingin tampil gagah? Mengapa ia tidak bisa sedikit saja menunjukkan pada Anda bagaimana perasaannya. Sekali lagi, itulah pria. Ketika marah atau bingung, ia lebih memilih untuk menahannya sendiri dan mengasingkan diri.
7. Mr. PENGENDALI EMOSI
Pria akrab dengan emosi yang ditekan, kemarahan yang tidak terpecahkan, dan ketidak mampuan menyatakan perasaannya. Anak lelaki melihat karakteristik lelaki sejati dengan keberhasilan materi, ketenangan, kekuatan fisik dan psikologi. Lelaki jantan dalam pandangan mereka adalah pakar dalam mengendalikan diri.
8. GENGSI CURHAT
Jika perempuan dapat dengan mudah curhat kepada teman perempuannya, lelaki merasa gengsi untuk bercerita tentang masalah pribadi dengan teman sesamanya. Memang kedengarannya aneh, tapi mereka menganggap teman sejenisnya sebagai saingan dan ia merasa tak nyaman menceritakan kelemahannya. Kalaupun ia akan menceritakan, ia akan lari ke teman perempuan. Jika di dunia ini sudah tak ada lagi perempuan, barulah mereka akan bicara pada teman lelakinya.
9. BENCI DIKASIHANI
Ketika Anda melihat wajah kekasih Anda kecewa, sedih atau bete, tentu Anda ingin segera membantunya. Tapi, jangan coba-coba melakukan ini jika ia tidak minta bantuan. Niat baik perempuan untuk membantu lelaki yang sedang bermasalah tidak selalu positif. Karena umunya bantuan perempuan akan membuat dia merasa tertekan. Ia akan merasa kemampuannya dipertanyakan.
10. CEPAT MELUPAKAN MASALAH
Anda mungkin seringkali bertengkar dengan pasangan. Terkadang bukan pertengkarannya yang bikin dongkol, tapi babak setelah pertengkaran itu terjadi. Gimana nggak sebel, Anda masih sakit hati, eh dia bersikap seolah tidak perduli. Mereka bukannya sok tidak peduli, tapi mereka tidak sadar bahwa perasaan Anda terluka, atau menganggap persoalan telah selesai.
Lelaki memang sulit memahami sakit hati Anda karena perasaannya tidak terlalu peka. Ia menganggap kata-kata yang dilontarkannya saat bertengkar tidak menyinggung perasaan Anda sama sekali.
But please, jangan buru-buru mencapnya tidak bisa berempati bila reaksi si dia tidak sesuai harapan.
Fakta2 di bawah ini akan membantu Anda2 para wanita untuk memahami isi hati pasangan anda.
click read more!!
1. SUSAH NGOMONG
Memang susah meminta lelaki bicara. Ia sebenarnya berbicara seperti Anda, namun sayang lawan bicaranya bukan Anda, melainkan dirinya sendiri. Gaya bicara perempuan dan lelaki memang beda. Perempuan bicara di luar kepala, artinya orang lain bisa mendengar. Sementara lelaki berbicara di dalam kepalanya, artinya tidak ada yang tahu ataupun mengerti selain dirinya sendiri. Pantas...
2. STRES = BUNGKAM
Lelaki tak memiliki wilayah otak yang kuat untuk berbicara. Itu sebabnya, ketika sedang merasa tertekan, mereka lebih memilih bungkam dan berhenti bicara. Ia akan menggunakan otak kanannya untuk mencari solusi dan mengunci otak kirinya yang berfungsi mendengar atau berbicara di saat yang bersamaan.
3. MAIN JADI PELARIAN
Lelaki yang merasa tertekan biasanya akan mengundang atau mengajak lelaki lain untuk melakukan sesuatu seperti bermain golf, games, atau mengutak-atik mobil. Sambil menikmati permainan, mereka menguras otak kanannya untuk memecahkan masalah. Kok? Bagi mereka dengan merangsang wilayah kecakapan spesialnya (kemampuan menggambarkan bentuk, koordinat, proporsi dan geografis objek dalam pikiran) akan mempercepat penyelesaian masalah.
4. TAK TAHAN KELUHAN
Sejak kecil, mereka dididik untuk menyembunyikan kelemahannya. Tegar dan memiliki kemampuan mengontrol emosi, itulah bayangan mereka tentang lelaki sejati. Tidak mengherankan apabila pada akhirnya mereka kurang memiliki toleransi terhadap keluhan, apalagi rengekan. Jika pasangannya mengeluh, ia merasa harus membantu. Jika frekuensi keluhan pasangannya sangat tinggi, maka ia akan merasa gagal membahagiakan pasangannya. Akibatnya, dia akan menarik diri dari kehidupan Anda.
5. SULIT MENANGIS
Hati boleh teriris-iris, tapi menangis di depan Anda? No way! Sejak kecil lingkungan sudah melarang mereka untuk menangis. Memori ini membekas di kepala hingga dewasa. Lelaki akan benar-benar menangis hanya ketika mereka membuka segmen emosi yang ada di dalam otak. Sayangnya segmen tersebut jarang dibuka dan mereka lupa kuncinya. Akibatnya, mereka nyaris tak pernah meneteskan air mata di depan publik. Mungkin hanya laki-laki dalam sinetron saja yang royal air mata.
6. PANTANG UNGKAP PERASAAN
Anda mungkin selalu bertanya-tanya, mengapa laki-laki selalu ingin tampil gagah? Mengapa ia tidak bisa sedikit saja menunjukkan pada Anda bagaimana perasaannya. Sekali lagi, itulah pria. Ketika marah atau bingung, ia lebih memilih untuk menahannya sendiri dan mengasingkan diri.
7. Mr. PENGENDALI EMOSI
Pria akrab dengan emosi yang ditekan, kemarahan yang tidak terpecahkan, dan ketidak mampuan menyatakan perasaannya. Anak lelaki melihat karakteristik lelaki sejati dengan keberhasilan materi, ketenangan, kekuatan fisik dan psikologi. Lelaki jantan dalam pandangan mereka adalah pakar dalam mengendalikan diri.
8. GENGSI CURHAT
Jika perempuan dapat dengan mudah curhat kepada teman perempuannya, lelaki merasa gengsi untuk bercerita tentang masalah pribadi dengan teman sesamanya. Memang kedengarannya aneh, tapi mereka menganggap teman sejenisnya sebagai saingan dan ia merasa tak nyaman menceritakan kelemahannya. Kalaupun ia akan menceritakan, ia akan lari ke teman perempuan. Jika di dunia ini sudah tak ada lagi perempuan, barulah mereka akan bicara pada teman lelakinya.
9. BENCI DIKASIHANI
Ketika Anda melihat wajah kekasih Anda kecewa, sedih atau bete, tentu Anda ingin segera membantunya. Tapi, jangan coba-coba melakukan ini jika ia tidak minta bantuan. Niat baik perempuan untuk membantu lelaki yang sedang bermasalah tidak selalu positif. Karena umunya bantuan perempuan akan membuat dia merasa tertekan. Ia akan merasa kemampuannya dipertanyakan.
10. CEPAT MELUPAKAN MASALAH
Anda mungkin seringkali bertengkar dengan pasangan. Terkadang bukan pertengkarannya yang bikin dongkol, tapi babak setelah pertengkaran itu terjadi. Gimana nggak sebel, Anda masih sakit hati, eh dia bersikap seolah tidak perduli. Mereka bukannya sok tidak peduli, tapi mereka tidak sadar bahwa perasaan Anda terluka, atau menganggap persoalan telah selesai.
Lelaki memang sulit memahami sakit hati Anda karena perasaannya tidak terlalu peka. Ia menganggap kata-kata yang dilontarkannya saat bertengkar tidak menyinggung perasaan Anda sama sekali.
Kiss means....
+Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're
together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
Click read more for more!!!
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong
together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love
each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "i don't want to
let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "i
just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love
me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you
too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am
completely comfortable with you"
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone
while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're
together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
Click read more for more!!!
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong
together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love
each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "i don't want to
let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "i
just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love
me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you
too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am
completely comfortable with you"
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone
while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Today!! 2007,11th of July at 21 &XXI HarryPotter and the order of the Phoenix
Harry returns for his fifth year of study at Hogwarts and discovers that much of the wizarding community has been denied the truth about the teenager’s recent encounter with the evil Lord Voldermort
Fearing that Hogwart’s venerable Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, is lying about Voldemort’s return in order to undermine his power, the Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge, appoints a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher to keep watch over Dumbledore and the Hogwart’s students
But Professor Dolores Umbridge’s Ministry – Approved course of defensive magic leaves the young wizards woefully unprepared to defend themselves against the dark forces threatening them and the entire wizarding community, so at the prompting of his friends Hermione and Ron, Harry takes matters into his own hands. Meeting secretly with a small group of students who name themselves “Dumbledore’s Army”, Harry teaches them how to defend themselves against the Dark Arts, preparing the courageous young wizards for the extraordinary battle that lies ahead
Fearing that Hogwart’s venerable Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, is lying about Voldemort’s return in order to undermine his power, the Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge, appoints a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher to keep watch over Dumbledore and the Hogwart’s students
But Professor Dolores Umbridge’s Ministry – Approved course of defensive magic leaves the young wizards woefully unprepared to defend themselves against the dark forces threatening them and the entire wizarding community, so at the prompting of his friends Hermione and Ron, Harry takes matters into his own hands. Meeting secretly with a small group of students who name themselves “Dumbledore’s Army”, Harry teaches them how to defend themselves against the Dark Arts, preparing the courageous young wizards for the extraordinary battle that lies ahead
Monday, July 9, 2007
Review Harry Potter 5 The Movie : The Order of Phoenix
With searchlights blazing hundreds of metres into the night sky, neon blistering everywhere and a battery of digital cameras capturing every second, the most ultra-modern city on earth seems a million miles from the forbidding stone walls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
But it was here last night in Tokyo that the world was led back – with a good dose of Hollywood razzmatazz – into the realm of magic and given its first glimpse of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: the film that sees the boy wizard growing up to face the dreadful truth of his destiny.
For it is in this latest – fifth – cinematic outing of J.K. Rowling’s saga that Harry painfully begins to understand the battles with evil that lie ahead. It is a film where the balance of narrative tips from action to intrigue and there are some that will find that tedious.
But why, with a cast full to the brim with British talent, a British author and Hollywood’s own brand of special effects magic, should the film have had its world premiere in the Japanese capital? The answer may lie with the movie’s producer, Warner Bros, and the grim commercial dynamics of the notorious “Narita Index” – the number of screaming fans who greet a given Hollywood star at Tokyo airport. When he last landed for a Japanese premiere five years ago, Daniel Radcliffe was greeted by a hysterical brigade of 2,300 fans. Wednesday’s arrival by the teenage actor – admittedly quite early in the morning – drew an emaciated platoon of only 30 autograph-seekers.
And it is this that most worries Warner Bros, Disney and the other tinseltown studios. Last year’s Japanese box office (the second-biggest in the world for Hollywood) saw domestic films narrowly out-gross Hollywood for the first time since 1985. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was the sole offering that prevented a total washout for Hollywood in 2006.
Collectively, Hollywood has decided that it may be time to treat its Japanese audiences with a little more respect. Hence, the latest Harry Potter film was the third Hollywood world premiere (after Spider-Man 3 and Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest) to be held in Tokyo in three months. Yesterday, with a lacklustre al fresco cavalcade of special effects and just a single beaming starlet, you could see that some effort was being made. For their part, a relatively sparse throng of Japan’s die-hard muggles pretended to take the tinseltown bait. The film itself is a solid, occasionally spectacular set-piece that struggles unsuccessfully to give us thrills and fun we have not already had in previous instalments.
It is far crueller than its predecessors and begins to introduce properly the idea that we are no longer in an amusing magical playground, but are en route to an epic confrontation with real victims.
The main story at this stage is the quest of Harry and Dumbledore to persuade an increasingly paranoid and uncomfortable wizarding world that its unspeakably vile nemesis, Voldemort (played by Ralph Fiennes), has returned.
The acting skills of Radcliffe (Harry), Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) and Emma Watson (Hermione) have improved, but not enough to truly flesh out the characters and provide the narrative depth that this transitional, plot-advancing film needs. They have got “angry” and “determined” down pat at this point, but struggle somewhat on the more nuanced grimaces. Harry’s bellowing cod-psychoanalysis of Voldemort is jarringly awful.
Of the adult actors, Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge – Dumbledore’s usurper at Hogwarts – is exquisitely dislikeable. Helena Bonham Carter as the villainous Bellatrix Lestrange is a shining but underused talent.
The director, David Yates, has inserted some lovely touches, including the Weasley twins’ explosive transfer from the world of academia to the world of retail. But overall there is a shortage of those joyful little glimpses of the wizarding world’s furniture that punctuated and perked up the previous films.
The fifth – and longest – book on which the film is based plays a crucial but faintly turgid role in the saga. Much is explained, much is left hanging and there is nothing like the pace of action that readers had grown accustomed to in earlier episodes (especially The Goblet of Fire). The book pulled this off because it was tantalising in what it didn’t tell us.
The film, meanwhile, a necessary digest of the 800-page book, leaves us faintly annoyed that the true denouement of the cycle is now two movies distant.
The chief problem, though, is not really a fault of the film but the near universal Potter-literacy of its prospective audience. Most Potter fans are now laser-focused on the release of the climactic seventh book in three weeks’ time and its promise to bring together the countless loose ends.
As the waiting for the final book grows unbearable, there are moments when this otherwise enjoyable film, though nicely made and through no fault of its own, feels like a chore to be got through before the main course.
— Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is released in Britain on July 12.
Can't Wait to see it!!!
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